Okay, so me and Casey made up this awesome game thing with all our favourite Inuyasha pairings! We call it the Favourite Pairings Contest! :lol: I wrote one and she wrote one. They're in script form and I hope everyone likes mine 'cos here it is! :D
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[In an infinite room of nothing but white, fifteen beings stood in a line. One of the beings was me. All the other fourteen ones are all of my favourite pairings in Inuyasha. The fourteen there are listed: Inuyasha, Kikyo, Kagome, Shippo, Miroku, Sango, Kirara, Kohaku, Rin, Kanna, Sesshomaru, Koga, Akitoki, and Ayame.]
Me: Okay, is everyone I called for here? *is holding an orange notebook and a black pen*
All: *a bunch of mixed answers that basically mean ‘yes’*
Me: …Good. Now, I’m going to rank all seven of you pairings I like in order! Number one is my favourite and number seven is my least favourite! But remember: no matter what number you get, at least you’re in the list!
Kagome: Oh, this is going to be fun! *stupid little girl anime face, putting her hands together and bringing them under her chin*
Me: …Shut up, Kagome. No one told you to talk.
Kagome: *looks at me with jaw dropped* But…
Me: What?! Stop looking stupid and don’t talk!
Akitoki: *hugs Kagome’s arm and makes her happy*
Miroku: Hmm…*is looking for some girl to flirt with*
Me: Everyone ready to be ranked?
Miroku: *looks at Kanna* Hello. Your eyes are lovely.
Kanna: *glares at him and holds up her mirror*
Me: *sigh* Stop it, people!! It’s time to be ranked! *waves pen and notebook in the air*
Kanna: *brings mirror down and turns to the front again*
Miroku: *sigh*
Me: *gives Miroku a look and then blinks* Alright! Time for number one—the highest number on the list!
Kagome: *smiles*
Me: Inuyasha, Kikyo, come on up here! *grins*
Inuyasha: YES! *jumps up happily and then grabs Kikyo’s hand and they go to the number one spot*
Koga: WHAT! *is mad*
Inuyasha: Hah! *points to Koga*
Kikyo: *smiles a that’s-my-Inuyasha smile*
Koga: Don’t think you’re better than me, Mutt! *shakes fist*
Kagome: *looks annoyed that it wasn’t her*
Inuyasha: I KNOW I’m better than you, ya mangy wolf! *smirks*
Me: Stop it!! *goes to Inuyasha and hits him with the notebook, goes to Koga and hits him with the notebook, and goes and hits Kagome with the notebook just because*
Akitoki: *looks horrified*
Inuyasha: Hey what did I do!?
Me: *smiles* Be happy. That’s nothing compared to what Kagome does to you on a daily basis. I barely even hit you.
Koga: *growls*
Inuyasha: Hmm…*thoughtful look*
Me: Okay, number two! My second favourite pairing!
Rin: Lord Sesshomaru, what’s a pairing? *looks up at him*
Miroku: Two people together in a special relationship. *smiles*
Sesshomaru: *glares at Miroku*
Miroku: *looks scared*
Me: *coughs to get their attention* …Okay…Sesshomaru and Rin! You guys come take your place! *grins*
Rin: *gasp* YAY! We’re number two! That’s good! *dances around being cute and skips up to the number two spot*
Sesshomaru: *follows her with a weird expression* I don’t see the point of this.
Me: Well, you should, Mister Sesshy.
Sesshomaru: *gives me a look*
Me: …I mean Lord Sesshomaru. *grins*
Rin: *smiles and hugs Sesshomaru’s leg*
Sango: I wonder what number we’ll be. *looks at Miroku, sees he’s still trying to flirt with people and then sighs and looks away sadly*
Shippo: And to think I called Inuyasha an idiot. *looking at Miroku*
Sango: *smiles at Shippo*
Kirara: *mews and jumps up on Sango’s shoulder, nuzzling her*
Sango: *pets Kirara*
Ayame: *smiles at Sango* Sorry you’re not a wolf. You could tell him you mate for life if you were.
Sango: *smiles back*
Me: Time for number three!
Inuyasha: Haha! *points to Sesshomaru* I so beat you!
Sesshomaru: *glares at him, reaching for the Tokijin*
Me: NYAH! *gets between them, holding up notebook* No doggie fights!
Sesshomaru: *lets arm rest at his side again*
Inuyasha: Man…*crosses arms*
Me: I repeat, time for number three! *smiles* And the spot goes to Koga and Ayame!
Koga: Alright! *proudly links arms with Ayame and goes to third spot with her*
Ayame: *smiles and hugs his arm* Three is nice.
Inuyasha: *snickers* I still beat ya, wolf!
Sesshomaru: *looks at Inuyasha* Do you have a hearing condition?
Koga: *growls and gets ready to attack*
Inuyasha: No!
Me: I think both of them do. Inuyasha, Koga, no fighting ‘till I’m done with this! *points at them with pen*
Kagome: When is it my turn?! *whiny voice*
Me: Shut up! *hits her with notebook again*
Akitoki: *looks horrified and then hugs Kagome* Are you okay, Kagome?
Kagome: *smiles at him* Mm-hmm.
Kohaku: *is being hugged by Sango* I hope you’re next, sis.
Sango: *smiles at him* Thanks, Kohaku.
Me: Number four goes to Kohaku and Kanna!
Kohaku: Us? *cocks head*
Sango: *hugs him again* Go.
Kohaku: Wow. *smiles at Kanna* Did you hear that, Kanna? We’re fourth place!
Kanna: Four…? *turns to me* Look into my mirror.
Me: YAH! *jumps behind Sesshomaru*
Sesshomaru: *moves away from me*
Me: Hey…
Kohaku: Four’s good, Kanna. *cocks head and places his hand on the top of her mirror lightly*
Kanna: Not better than one, but alright. *goes with him to fourth place in line*
Sango: *smiles at Kohaku and Kanna*
Me: *looks at Inuyasha and Koga* Wow, nobody tried to kill each other this time. I’m surprised.
Inuyasha: I have every right to kill ‘im! *cracks knuckles and smiles at Koga*
Kagome: *looks annoyed* Sit boy!
Inuyasha: *is slammed into the ground painfully like a piece of crap*
Kikyo: *quickly kneels down next to him* Inuyasha…are you alright?
Inuyasha: *is nearly about to cry, but doesn’t* *whimper* Why won’t she leave me alone!!???
Kikyo: *glares at Kagome and helps Inuyasha up, taking the beads off his neck and holding them up for Kagome to see with a smile*
Kagome: *has an aggravated look and then turns away* Hmph!
Kikyo: *hugs Inuyasha and whispers to him, nuzzling his neck and right ear* Those beads will never be used to harm you again. *gives them to him and gets out her bow and arrow* Throw them in the air for me.
Inuyasha: *smiles at Kikyo and throws beads in the air*
Kikyo: *shoots arrow and hits the beads, breaking them into millions of pieces that all fall down into Kagome’s hair*
Kagome: Huh? You can’t--Ah! *tries to keep the pieces away, shielding her head with her arms* Aeh! Yieh! My hair!
Shippo: Kikyo destroyed the beads!
Sango: They’re shattering into pieces!
Me: There ya’ll go tellin’ the story as we see it perfectly again. *smiles*
Shippo: Huh?
Me: *giggles*
Akitoki: *eyes widen and his jaw drops* I’ll save you, Kagome! *holds her and shields her from the pieces of beads* You better stop hurting Kagome’s pretty hair!
Me: *beams* GO KIKYO! *runs and hugs her*
Kikyo: *has an awkward expression but still answers* Thank-you.
Inuyasha: *quietly growls at me for hugging his mate*
Me: *stops hugging her* Don’t worry, Inu! She’s all and forever yours! *nodnod* I don’t like her that way…
Inuyasha: *smiles at Kikyo and takes her hand, nuzzling her face and lightly nipping at her ear*
Kikyo: *can’t help but smile and stifle a giggle, trying to hide the fact that he tickled her but not succeeding*
Kagome: *looks annoyed and is about to sit him again, but then remembers that the beads are gone and just looks more annoyed*
Me: *smiles at all this stuff and then clears throat* Who’s ready for number five?
Miroku: I am.
Kagome: Me too. *smiles, trying to be cool*
Akitoki: *smiles just because Kagome’s smiling and leans in to steal a nuzzle from her*
Me: Shippo, you a Kirara get fifth place! *smiles at them both*
Inuyasha: Kirara and…Shippo? *raises an eyebrow*
Ayame: Aww! *smiles*
Shippo: *eyes widen and he looks at Kirara and then smiles at her* C’mon, Kirara! We got fifth!
Kirara: *mews happily and jumps off Sango’s shoulder, running to fifth place with Shippo*
Shippo: It’s not first, but it’s good! Yay! *hugs Kirara, trying to pick her up, but can’t so he’s just holding her halfway off the ground happily*
Kirara: *mews again and is happy*
Me: *smiles* Isn’t that cute? Kitty-puppy love!
Kohaku: *is smiling at Kirara* I sure am glad Kirara didn’t get left out. Just because she’s a cat doesn’t mean she can’t be in the contest.
Sango: *smiles at Kohaku* It’s good she got fifth place with Shippo. *smiles at Kirara and Shippo too*
Kirara: *mews and paws at Shippo’s fluffy tail*
Shippo: *smiles and pets her*
Kanna: They are kind of cute.
Kohaku: *smiles at Kanna*
Kanna: *looks back at Kohaku and nudges his shoulder with her face lightly*
Me: We’re coming close to an end here! *smiles* Sixth place goes to Kagome and Akitoki!
Kagome: At least we’re not last! *smiles*
Akitoki: *beams and hugs Kagome’s arm with the happiest expression ever* I can’t believe it, Kagome! We got six! Isn’t that wonderful!?
Kagome: *smiles and nudges Akitoki with her nose* Yes, it’s wonderful.
Miroku: Wow, Kagome, you beat us. Congratulations.
Koga: *looks at Ayame* I’d never choose Kagome over you no matter what number we get.
Ayame: *smiles at him brightly* Really? You mean it, Koga?
Koga: Hm. *smiles and nods*
Ayame: *hugs Koga happily*
Me: *beams* YES! Hurray for fluffiness! *throws arms up, sending the notebook flying over to Kagome and whacking her in the head*
Kagome: Ow!
Me: *meaningless innocent tone* Whhhhoops. Sorry, Kagome. I should watch where my arms go. *smiles and picks up notebook*
Akitoki: *looks horrified and sad again* Mm…hn…uh…oh…*turns to me and clasps hands together, linking his fingers* Please stop!
Me: …*blinks and smiles at Akitoki* Akitoki Hojo, you are such a little puppy-angel and I wouldn’t ever be able to say ‘no’ to that face. *looks at Kagome* Consider yourself very lucky you have that man, Miss Kagome. *nodnod*
Kagome: *smiles at Akitoki and takes his hand*
Akitoki: Are you hurt, Kagome?
Kagome: No, I’m okay.
Akitoki: YAY! *hugs her*
Kagome: *giggles and plays with Akitoki’s bangs*
Me: *smiles at them and then looks at Miroku and Sango, crossing arms and glaring at them* I’m sure you can guess why you’re so low.
Sango: *looks at Miroku who’s still trying to find a way to flirt with someone else and not even paying attention to her*
Me: MIROKU!
Miroku: Huh? *looks at me*
Me: HELLO! You’re at the lowest possible ranking and you STILL won’t stop being an ignorant jerk! Who are you!!??
Miroku: What?
Me: *sigh* Just look at Sango! That girl loves you! She loves you to death, Miroku! You told her you loved her and she agreed to live with you and love you and bear your children! And you treat her like she doesn’t even exist! What is your problem!?
Miroku: *hesitantly looks at Sango, who looks hurt and annoyed with him*
Sango: You don’t know how much it hurts me to say that that’s true.
Miroku: Forgive me, Sango. I have been rather foolish. *looks sorry*
Me: Uh-uh, Mister. It’s gonna take more than that to get back to your place at number three!
Sango: Three?
Miroku: *sighs and lowers head*
Me: *looks at Sango* You gonna have a little chat with the monk later on?
Sango: Yes. *looks kinda sad, but grateful*
Me: *nods* That’s good. Now, Miroku, are you going to be a good boyfriend and stop all this ruining your relationship like that bitch did before? *points to Kagome*
Miroku: Yes. *is ashamed*
Me: Great! Good luck to ya. *smiles and turns to all pairings* And my job here is done! Everyone…cuddle and be happy.
All: *start talking quietly for a bit and hugging and stuff*
[After a short while of talking and stuff, the pairings are wondering how they’re gonna get home.]
Koga: So, uh…what do we do now? *looks at me*
Me: *shrugs* How should I know?
Inuyasha: Well you made us come here.
Me: Then go back the way you came.
Sesshomaru: And which way is that?
Me: …I dunno. Sniff it out. You’re a doggie.
Sesshomaru: What?
Me: …Doggie-demon that can kill me with one strike.
Rin: Lord Sesshomaru, are we lost?
Sesshomaru: No, Rin.
Inuyasha: Heck yeah we are!
Sesshomaru: *gives Inuyasha a look*
Kohaku: At least we have each other. *smiles at Sango and Kanna*
Kanna: *very slightly smiles back*
Sango: *also smiles* There has to be way to get back to the Feudal Era…
Kagome: Yeah.
Shippo: *looks at me* Is there a way back?
Me: …
Ayame: Yeah, c’mon, we can’t just stay in this huge nothing forever.
Me: And just why not?
Koga: What do you mean ‘why not’?!
Inuyasha: I’m ready to go back home. This place is boring.
Kikyo: *smiles and brushes Inuyasha’s bangs out of his eyes and lightly kisses him*
Inuyasha: *holds her and also smiles* Of course, you make it less boring.
Shippo: *yawns* I’m getting tired.
Kirara: *mews and curls up around Shippo, letting him lay down and rest with her*
Rin: Can we go home now, Lord Sesshomaru? I wanna see if Jaken’s okay.
Sesshomaru: *nods* Soon.
Miroku: Can’t you tell us how to get back? *looks at me*
Me: …Okay, fine. *points to a door that's there now for some reason* There’s the exit.
Koga: Finally.
Kohaku: *smiles* An exit! *takes Kanna’s hand and starts leaving* C’mon, everyone.
[The couples all leave the whiteness in a few seconds and I’m left sitting in a director’s chair with my notebook and pen, doodling random stuff]
Me: Hmm…that was fun. I hope Casey’s managing her pairings alright.
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Well, that was it. :D Who liked it? Questions? Comments? ^_____^ It was fun to write!
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